Randomness bursts of order from the static of my brain.




my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 




my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 



So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that



la-belle-laide tagged me for the ‘15 things that make you happy’ meme, so here we go:

The happy seal noises my dog makes

My cat who is my little spoon when we sleep

Seeing my friends and family IRL and not through the net (though that part is good, too)

Wood smoke and pine

Ripening wheat…

1.) Waking up to a kitteh nose to nose with me.

2.) Waking up to the other kitteh burrowed deep under the blankets and in the crook of knees.

3.) The ridiculous sound the dog makes the second time he sees me in the morning.

4.) The way the first time the dog sees me the first time in the morning, he’s still too sleepy to do anything other than hide his face behind my knees.

5.) Weekend mornings at the beach with my family.

6.) Hitting the perfect combination of 5-101-110-5-2 traffic to make my afternoon commute less that 45 minutes.

7.) Notre Dame Football, especially when we win and look good doing it.

8.) When I hit the groove and have time to just keep writing.  Rare combination!

9.) Once a month brunches with other talented women in Hollywood.

10.) Really good deals on clothing that actually fits me really well.  Sometimes this means sale in the men’s department at H&M, sometimes this means women’s suit clearance that included Calvin Klein’s.

11.) Making gorgeous shoes.  

12.) Finding someone who enjoys geeking out over the same TV/film/books I love.

13.) Swimming - pool, ocean, for fun, doing laps - it all makes me happy.

14.) Emails with co-worker Jenn that prove there’s no way our bosses read our emails because we’d be in trouble if they did… “If someone, hypothetically, had a hypothetical job interview at MTV, hypothetically, what would you suggest they should hypothetically wear?” “Hypothetically, I’d say your chiffon top with skulls under a black suit would be awesome.”

15.) Planning travel, especially if I then get the chance to follow through with it.

I tag clarkoholic and booksavvy!

The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules, but by people following the rules. It’s people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.

Banksy (via a-zeitgeist)

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.



Another valuable life skill that school didn’t teach me but tumblr did!


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